(Ruminations on the grande dame of cinema — eroticism, guns, snappy monologues. Written in a breathless, alcohol-induced rush. Best read under the same conditions.)
- Scott Is NOT A Professional
- Someone asks you how to go through life, and there's two answers. There's "between a pair of Latin tits, drunk off your ass, with the Stones on blast and a Sam Peckinpah Western on the TV." And then, there's the fucking incorrect answer.
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A Rogue's Gallery
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- Django Unchained (2012)
- Gimme Shelter (1970)
- Killing Them Softly (2012)
- Last Tango in Paris (1972)
- Live Flesh (Carne Trémula) (1997)
- Mandingo (1975)
- Mulholland Dr. (2001)
- Rica the Mixed-Blood Girl (Konketsuji Rika) (1972)
- Shampoo (1975)
- Something Wild (1986)
- Straw Dogs (1971)
- Straw Dogs (1971), Part Deux: Or, Shit I Left Out of the First Review
- Sudden Impact (1983)
- The Getaway (1972)
- The Mack (1973)
- The Town (2010)
- There Will Be Blood (2007)
- Willie Dynamite (1974)
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