The first time I realized that I've got a reasonably hip neighbor in my building? I'd say it was the time I walked past a window and caught a snatch of James Brown's "I was born in New York City on a Monday/Seems I was out shinin' shoes by Tuesday noon," from his eternally awesome soundtrack to the Fred Williamson vehicle Black Caesar. (Tragically, said neighbor turned out to be a guy rather than the cute, ironic B-movie-watching hipster slut he should have been.) Even better was the time I tried dozing off on the red line after a hard day of shuffling papers, only to find my eardrums confronted with some Deebo-from-Friday lookalike and his fucking Radio Raheem-box blasting "Brother's Gonna Work It Out" from The Mack — a moment both Negroliciously obnoxious and hey-wait-can-you-turn-that-up-a-bit? sublime.
And why would broadcasting these particular songs across five counties qualify one for reasonable hipness? Because a) it's fucking Willie Hutch and fucking "Godfather of Soul"-era James Brown and b) it's an ostensible raised fist and "As-Salaam-Alaikum" in salute to that gloriously tacky cultural artifact known as blaxploitation — the most mesmerizing accidental window onto a subculture that '70s Hollywood produced.
How best to convey the low-rent charms of blaxploitation to the uninitiated? Suffice it to say, it's the cinematic equivalent to a circa-'73 Harlem rent party where they're spinning scratchy copies of early Funkadelic and There's a Riot Goin' On and The World Is a Ghetto and Rasputin's Stash and Hustlers' Convention and Miles Davis' On the Corner all night, and you find yourself stoned and sinking ever deeper into someone's faux-leopardskin couch under a huge black velvet painting of Huey Newton or a raised fist, while junkies are nodding off on the side, and the corner preacher's giving a sermon on cleaning up the community, and black beret-wearing cats are mumbling to pimp-suited cats about gettin' their thang together, and Angela Davis-fro'ed mamas are runnin' it down on jive-ass suckas over by the turntable. And in the midst of all the ebonics and kinky 'dos and curious fashions and seething resentment that tend to come out when a particular class of black folks isn't under the microscope of a white America looking for kicks and model minorities, you're thinking to yourself: "Got-dayum, all that fried chicken with collard greens they got up in the kitchen smell good than a muuh-fugga."
Even at its flat-out worst — and this is a genre that gave us Blacula, Dolemite and seven-foot tall Negroes unleashing kung fu on a phalanx of corrupt cops — blaxploitation stands as a time capsule no Tarantinos or Robert Rodriguezes could ever reproduce, as grits-'n-greens authentic as an un-bleeped man-on-the-street interview with the specter of ghetto rage, as revealing an X-ray of black psyches during a troubling snatch of our American history as Miles Davis' autobiography or a Reconstruction-era slave narrative. There's a delirious, am-I-really-seeing-this? quality to blaxploitation's acid-trip mash-up of outrage and fuck-whitey insularity and fetishization of black "otherness." Its fumble-fingered approach to filmmaking conventions like focus and well-placed boom mikes combines with an anything-goes batter-ramming of taboos and good sense to put the "what the fuck?" in "what the fuck?" For audiences numbed on the plasticity of trillion-dollar budgets and Burbank back lots, blaxploitation films serve as yellowing Polaroids of a palpable time and place, thanks to a forced cinema verité aesthetic that often meant venturing where even TV news cameras feared to tread — and capturing some of the unvarnished essence of America's urban slums in the process.
It's a child only the Nixon-and-Soul Train '70s could have sired (after a decade-plus of across-the-tracks flirting), what with the era's thoroughly racialized pop culture and an exploitation market newly animated in the wake of R-ratings permissiveness, Deep Throat and pubic hair in Playboy. That the culture quickly abandoned its nappy-headed bastard to die on a '70s trash heap filled with Pet Rocks, Nehru jackets and "Billy, Don't Be a Hero" 45's — indeed, that the bastard only lived a good five years or so — does nothing to negate the amazing fact of its birth.
Now, whether or not The Black Gestapo or, say, Scream Blacula Scream represented a fully accurate portrayal of Tha Streetz Circa '73 is a discussion I'll leave to people more knowledgeable than myself. But despite what the critics and Spike Lee told you, blaxploitation contributed at least a handful of enduring, visceral classics to the Gritty '70s canon. (No matter how much we still insist on them using a separate drinking fountain from the one that Taxi Driver, The Last Picture Show or McCabe & Mrs. Miller uses.) And films about black folk produced and/or directed largely by well-meaning white guys would rarely — if ever — venture to within an Afro Sheen-smelling distance of the Real McCoy again.
Of course, blaxploitation is a coin whose two sides have to be considered in tandem. Yes, even the gaudiest American International Pictures attempt at taking hoary genre tropes and smearing them with burnt cork could contain moments of startling insight — the kind of self-realization you wish N.W.A or the Geto Boys would have stumbled upon in the midst of one of their Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song-derived porno-violence fantasias. And yet, for every genuine acknowledgement of socio-economic inequalities, for every queasy racial truth met head-on, you've essentially got a group of films that paint blacks in strict shades of Cadillac red — a cinematic movement that took outré pimps, street-corner hustlers and junkies passed out in rat-infested tenements, and crowned them the ghetto ambassadors to mainstream America.
Was blaxploitation Hollywood's gleeful perversion of Melvin Van Peebles' Sweet Sweetback and its stab at revolution on celluloid? Was it all just a cynical cash-in on black power and the post-civil rights urge of blacks to have their "own thang," which refused to dilute itself or take a Sidney Poitier power sander to its genitalia for the sake of white approval? Was it a "separate but equal" section of the genre landscape cordoned off for black audiences no longer satisfied with a Steve McQueen or a Clint Eastwood to cheer on?
Ask middle-class blacks old enough to have caught these films in theaters and you'll find the oeuvre of, say, Rudy Ray Moore to be the scourge of the upwardly mobile — little more than a compendium of nigger jokes paraded like fine furs for the "oohs" and "aahs" of snickering whites and "Niggroes" too ignorant to know better. They'll tell you that all these films added up to was the illusion of progress, merely the transfer of black America from the old prison of stereotypes to a new one — but since this new prison had velvet-lined bars, Thunderbird on ice and some Jet pinup girls on the walls, black folks made themselves right at home. What the blaxploitation culture locked up at the outset of the '70s, they'll tell you, was a Bobby Seale, an Eldridge Cleaver — forty years in the can, and yesterday's Black Panther has mutated into today's Snoop D-O-Double-G's and 50 Cents, all proud lifers on the plantation of the mind.
Here's the irony, though: blaxploitation films were quite well-attended by black audiences in their heyday. I'd hazard a guess that your average leisure-suited Afro-American of the Nixon-to-Ford era was well aware of the genre's spotlight on only the most sensationalistic members of the community (however authentically rendered), well aware that the success of the genre threatened to weld an iron jigaboo mask to the collective face of Black America. But that's how great the need for onscreen black heroes was — after decades of blackface and bug-eyed coonin' and shuffle-footed Uncle Tommin' and yassuh-nossuh, lawdy boss I's-a sho' 'nuff gittin' yo' dinna ready from a Hollywood cotton field stacked to its peachtrees with fat mammies and buffoonish servants or — later — safe, inoffensive Negroes reduced to scenic wallpaper in the great never-ending commercial for White American normalcy. (A question, when one considers the generally Semitic lineage of the old-school studio moguls who greenlit all this stuff: are Stepin Fetchit or Sleep 'N Eat or the Mantan Moreland manservant roles somehow better than, say, the hook-nosed caricatures in Nazi propaganda films?)
So blaxploitation came along and decided to combat all those nefarious, emasculating stereotypes with... well, stereotypes. Except, in this case, the stereotypes employed were the "good kind," i.e. the kind that make little white penises shrivel in spasms of envy, the kind that no black man would ever challenge. Thus, Shaft and Super Fly played up the black man's street cunning and lion-of-the-jungle sexual prowess that no woman could resist. Sundry Jim Brown and Fred Williamson action vehicles played up the black man's peerless masculinity — and lion-of-the-jungle sexual prowess that no woman could resist.
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Later, Coffy and Foxy Brown would tailor the formula to accommodate Pam Grier's tits and charisma but — obviously — black women aren't the perceived threat to the sanctity of white society (and white vaginas) that black men are. Grier's films fulfilled a comparatively safer, much less anarchic brand of fantasy. For white males seeking atonement by flogging themselves with the anaconda-like man-meat of the day's black action studs, the difference between Foxy Brown and watching John Shaft bed every color of the rainbow is like the difference between jerking to "ebony maids" clips on Porntube and gritting one's teeth in muted awe as Lexington Steele drills tunnels in fresh-faced Iowa runaways who resemble your sister.
And then, there's the blaxploitation subgenre known as the Pimp Film. "Look at Tyrone, unparalleled in his ability to bust a smooth rap on the ladies," crowed these chronicles of the World's Oldest Profession. "Watch how the sheer power of his total mental seduction can instantly bring out the natural whore in any woman — especially a white one — and have her doing the ever-lovin' hell out of thangs Daddy never thought possible." And a sea of Afros nodded a collective "right onnnn," bathed in the flickering images of woman-hate wrapped in threads loud enough to suggest a Liberace Appreciation Society in the heart of America's ghettos.
The Mack (1973, dir. Michael Campus) — saluted with an impromptu Leonard Maltin blurb in the middle of True Romance, as prayed to in the church of hip-hop as De Palma's Scarface — stands as the quintessential pimp film, perhaps the jewel of the funky, nap-encrusted blaxploitation crown. Max Julien's Goldie floats like a saturnine king through the streets of post-riots Oakland — his turf, his territory, the place where his corral of hussies on the make seduces its way into the pockets of one dumb cluck after the next. His fellow hustlers flaunt their existence to a world that's shut off all ports to traditional means of recognition, and they do it in everything from craps games to shoeshines, barking loud enough to keep up the neighborhood. Goldie, though, is a sleepy-eyed wolf — easing his way into a room, taking the full measure of a scene before he's uttered a word. You never see him coming. He's as affectless when vowing, fresh out of prison, to become the baddest pussy peddler the ghetto's ever seen as he is when setting out on a bus for parts unknown, with his empire in tatters and the stench of a few corpses nipping at his heels. In between, we get a sort of greatest-hits skimming-over of just what it takes to earn a Player of the Year trophy.
And what it takes is purring with sugar on your tongue as you gaze at a naïve rich girl like an only girlfriend on Valentine's Day and ask her if she's ready to go straight to the top. It takes becoming a psychiatrist and a hypnotist all in one — digging into a woman's subconscious to pull out her childhood dream of opulence and security, then holding it out to her as if it were a glass slipper you'd been carrying in your back pocket all this time. It takes tapping into every women's masochistic daddy complex with a very clear, very firm sense of direction: you're under my protection, my tutelage — you're mine. And in return, you'll do as I ask or I'll leave you where I found you. It means testing a woman to see how much of what she's telling you is lies — is she willing to steal for you, work herself to a nub for you, do anything for you? Can she be taught, trained, molded? Is her love for real? It means peering into their starry little eyes and telling them every lie they've wanted to hear most.
So far, he's no different — in spirit — from any man who takes that roll of the dice and sets his heart and his sanity down on the blackjack table of male-female relations. Only Goldie, like all dedicated pimps, has no heart — at least, none he's willing to gamble with. When his women make the mistake of thinking that they're friends and they come blubbering up to his car with a sucker's tale about how some crazed john made off with all their money, Goldie's jaw sets, his eyes go hard and black like a shark's and he gives them the only sympathy they're going to get from him: "Get back out there and get me my money." When one of his stable flouts the established rules of ho' conduct, he resigns himself to what he has to do — "put a foot to that ass" — even if there is the whisper of reluctance in his voice. (The closest we see him come to "checkin' a bitch" adds up to little more than him grabbing one by the arms and telling her to cool out: glimmer of Goldie's humanity or crafty narrative elision?)
It's in spite of Goldie's reluctance that he's the pimp he is: learning to put one's soul on ice, to see the world in dollar signs, to put that Almighty Dollar Bill above life itself — that's a constant vow one makes, and it's renewed with every glance at oneself in the mirror, every decision, every day spent in "the game." That's a potential future you've shut a coffin lid on, a relinquishing of the better, undoubtedly poorer person you could have been — a hell of a cost to pay for a taste of the good life. And those who pay the highest costs make damn sure they get the merchandise. That code of the street takes precedence over all emotions, all moral concerns, whatever vestiges of your smothered-but-still-breathing humanity you've got moaning muffled pleas from the trunk of your tricked-out El Dorado. It's the semblance of jungle law that keeps the animals in their places, keeps the hounds of impending chaos from snapping forward at any moment. Allow it to be chipped away — just the tiniest bit — and everyone gets devoured. And you're back to those cold cuts and that filth.
Little wonder, then, that the pimp morphed into such a ghetto folk hero, the patron saint of men at the bottom of the socio-economic ladder where the only thing that trickles down is shit. Especially at the time of blaxploitation's flowering, black men in toto lacked both the education and the employment opportunities of their white counterparts — two things that absolutely determine one's financial standing. What better fantasy for a man emasculated by his inability to satiate women's materialism than Goldie or Willie D — niggas so cool, they got bitches bringing them money? What better fantasy for a man unable to ply women with the cars and furs and baubles that other guys use to score the kind of pussy he can only dream about? What better psychic revenge for someone unable to assert his manhood in a culture that idolizes prosperity — a culture where real men aren't measured in inches, they're measured in net worth?
Willie Dynamite (1974, dir. Gilbert Moses) takes the expected crime-is-just-the-dark-side-of-American-business logic — a justification used by everyone from mafiosi to Lil' Pee Wee slangin' rocks down on the "ave" — and proceeds to bitch-slap us with it until we're seeing stars and stripes. We get a sequence of Willie's seasoned thoroughbreds reeling in horny old goats at a Shriners' convention: "The price of meat has gone up," his tallest pinch of brown sugar announces, while a financial analyst on the TV chirps about boom years for the business sector. We get Martha Reeves and her theme song — "Some say his business is cold and a crime" — with its churchy ebullience over percolating horns leaving little doubt as to where our former Vandella stands on the matter. We watch Willie's newest girl Pashen (that's "Passion" to you L7's) as Willie (Roscoe Orman, the future Gordon on Sesame Street, no less) convinces her that she's little more than an affordable, mass-produced hunk of metal and rubber — an easy ride, right? — because, just like the assembly lines of GM, Ford or Chrysler, "Willie's comin' through."
Willie attends a counsel of his fellow hustlers at the behest of Bell (Roger Robinson), an eccentric near-diva of a mack given to intense pronunciations of words like "tight" and "vision," a guy for whom the term "flamboyance" is like an old pair of swim trunks you've outgrown: it barely covers the basics. Naturally, the counsel exists as a sort of board meeting for black-market executives, with primo blow and fur-lined velvet in lieu of coffee and Brooks Brothers suits. (The scene itself is a veritable Sistine Chapel of B-movie outrageousness.) Bell wants all the pimps in "the Organization" to agree to a slicing of the pie: each hustler gets his own designated area to work, as opposed to squabbling over territory and the resultant saturation of some markets while others go underserved. Willie bristles at the idea that lesser talents might be allotted a piece of the swanky hotel turf that he's cultivated for his girls; he bristles at the thought of limiting his potential, of padding his pockets on a curve so that the marginally gifted might catch up to the top one percent. He likes the competition, the Darwinian order of things. "I thought we were all capitalists," our pimp Republican admonishes.
Like The Mack, Willie Dynamite concerns its hero's struggle to keep his Cadillac empire from caving in despite the weight of the various forces bearing down on top of it: Bell, peeved that Willie won't play ball and share the wealth, the obligatory pair of cops who hound Willie from first breath in the morning to last breath at night. Add to that this film's version of the "conscience of the community": Cora (Diana Sands in her final role), a former hooker turned social worker who visits Pashen in the slammer to try to turn her toward the light, and vows to have Willie and his King Tut hats standing on the bread line, with the help of her D.A. boyfriend (blaxploitation and black sitcom fixture Thalmus Rasulala).
Willie Dynamite takes the pimp mythology and strips it of whatever scant political context The Mack tried to drape around it — there's nothing here as shot through with the rage of the hungry as Goldie cutting short a reminiscence of childhood poverty to jump up and confront his own gaunt image in the mirror; nothing as forthright about its own contradictory impulses as the tête-à-tête staged between Goldie and his brother, a Huey Newton-style activist dedicated to cleaning up the neighborhood. ("Nobody's closing me out of my business," Goldie assures him.) For that matter, there's nothing of Willie's square-offs with the po-po that carries the raw frisson of Goldie and his pal Slim (a livewire Richard Pryor) as they face down the barrel of a shotgun and a "run, nigger, run" from the pair of corrupt detectives that's been a tick on Goldie's nuts since before he went to prison. Pryor, in particular, virtually breaks down on camera. The comedian was at the apex of his drug years here — there's a scene with Slim talking to Goldie in a bar early on, where Pryor the actor is so clearly mumbling and fidgeting on a mile-a-minute coke jag, it's like cutting into your neat little genre steak and getting a squirt of blood in your face. The suddenness of it — the reminder of the turmoil behind the finished product — is disquieting.
Willie Dynamite calls a spade a spade, though. "Being rich and black means something" is Goldie's credo to pimp by; the sweet soul tune he hums loud enough to drown out any objections while remaining all coolly exhaled chronic smoke, the proto-Snoop Dogg too laid back in the cut, too pimped-out, too West Coast to seemingly raise much of a fuss about anything. And yet, when it's down to the wire, he's a street fightin' man through and through, hurling middle-finger Molotovs at the rotted-out godhead of entrenched white authority, ultimately aligning himself with his brother's personal up-with-the-people anarchy. Willie, though, represents nothing so noble as the fattening of his own pockets — the film might as well have pulled a Patton and backdropped his "assembly line" speech with a giant fur-rimmed American flag. (And talk about a forward-thinking businessman: Willie's even got an Asian in his stable. Say what you want, but any guy who can anticipate trends at least twenty years ahead of the curve is a guy who's definitely on top of his shit.)
Where Goldie has to take that hint from an underling as to how to deal with ho' transgressions, Willie displays zero compunction about threatening Cora or giving Pashen a taste of the hand for inconveniencing him with her arrest. The cops hounding him aren't corrupt racists — or no more than was the norm for the '70s NYPD — they're a salt-and-pepper duo of Dudley Do-Rights: "good Catholic" Celli and upright Black Muslim Pointer. Pointer, in particular, makes it his mission to take Willie down — by any means necessary, natch — and, forget the law, he's got the force of the whole post-civil rights black-consciousness juggernaut behind him. ("Yeah, she's my sister," he tells Willie about a former Dynamite girl who wound up with a ticket on the O.D. Express. "She's your sister, too.")
Willie Dynamite's got a dimple in its grin, as well; a sly way with an over-the-shoulder wink where The Mack can only go all po-faced and post-high comedown on us whenever it's not lauding Goldie's scaling of the shitheap with Willie Hutch's funk symphony or typifying blaxploitation's carrying of the chitlin-circuit torch with coarse, easy comedy. (Bourgeois respectability versus "keepin' it real.") There's a running gag about Willie's pimpmobile constantly being towed away; what keeps you smiling is — naturally — the thought of a guy dressed like Willie having to share cabs or take public transportation with us regular schlubs. It's the dressing-down of a character for whom appearance is a declaration of identity; the same impulse that made Jules and Vincent going from black suits to volleyball wear so amusing in Pulp Fiction. Willie gets hauled in on a bullshit suspicion-of-armed-robbery charge and — his priorities being what they are — he launches into a flight of pique over a roomful of doughy precinct cops having the audacity not to recognize his coat as thousand-dollar lambskin. (He's like the old lady harrumphing "Well, I never!" in a Don Rickles bit.)
Cora accosts Willie's harem while he's away; she punctures their pathetic illusions about the true worth of the cheapjack wigs and dresses he keeps them in before broaching the idea of them starting their own union. It's a bitch-please reality check sandwiched with sisters-are-doin'-it-for-themslves fist-pumping that kicks out the high horse from underneath the girls only to catch them as they fall; the same earth-mama, food-for-the-soul psychology trip Sands laid on privileged white boy Beau Bridges in Hal Ashby's excellent (and criminally underseen) The Landlord. I always get a kick out of Willie threatening to report his corrupt attorney to the Bar Association or his deadpanning to a cop who wonders how a pimp knows so much about the ins and outs of the law: "I just watch Ironside."
Interestingly, Willie's pimp counsel scene, or the much-parodied Player's Ball sequence in The Mack, lay bare the extent to which the bad-ass black-buck flesh merchants of the American gutter prided themselves on their adoption of female vanity and behavioral tics. (Of course, we're talking about a culture of men raised by mothers, aunts and grandmothers; men who've had to cobble together an idol of manhood in the absence of actual fathers and viable male role models.) With their penchant for furs and jewelry and meticulously maintained perms, indeed, with their inability to go more than five steps into a cock-of-the-walk without checking to make sure their hair isn't out of place — to say nothing of the insta-violence sparked by hairline affronts to the wrong man's ego — it's high comedy that the pimp has left such a chokehold on the black male imagination.
We get scenes of our heroes dismissing challenges to their domain — Willie by waving the little palm cannon he keeps strapped next to his balls, Goldie by city dumpster, sack filled with live rats, hot dose of battery acid or a good old stick of dynamite where the barbecue ought to go. But these pimps aren't hardened killers first and foremost (that's what their henchmen are for, after all), they're preening dandies fresh from gossiping down at the corner hair salon — as reliant upon a distaff gift of gab to ward off those who might encroach upon their territory as they are to sweet-talk women into a life of sexual commodification. And while their ladies venture forth into a ruthless urban night to break their backs and bring home that bacon, our Goldies and Willie D's sit back, cleaning their nails and finding new things to complain about. (Rapper Kurupt: "Bitch nigga/You more of a bitch than a bitch")
Between the two of them, I'd give the nod to The Mack. Like the rest of its colored-section ilk, The Mack took shit — utter lack of polish, a shoot-on-the-fly aesthetic dictated by non-existent budget and only a few weeks to capture it all — and turned it into salade de merde. All of ghetto Oakland’s a stage in the film, and all the real-life pimps, card sharks, drug lords and assorted hangers-on who populate the edges of it a rather fascinating bunch of players. Oakland at the time of The Mack was a war zone fraying fast in the tug-of-war between the Black Panthers and lords of the underworld like drug-runner Frank Ward, Jr. and his brothers. Ward's protection made it possible for Campus and his crew to go where they needed for the sake of The Mack's authenticity and the production repaid him in kind: not only does Ward pop up during a scene in a barbershop and later, during the Players' Ball, but his is the first face we see — via posthumous tribute card — before the film proper even begins. (Ward was gunned down not long after filming was completed.)
Courtesy of director Michael Campus' documentary background, what we get is a roach's-eye view of the pool halls and scuzzbag bars and motel-rooms-by-the-hour where card games and the "what's happ'nin'" of everyday jive constantly flinch under the threat of impending violence (as sudden and casual as in a Scorsese film), where portly white men meet with black flesh merchants to sign tacit social covenants at the nexus of a black hooker’s secretion-slicked thighs, where "the underworld" winds up a fairly nebulous term for pimps and drug runners and hustlers who exist so openly, so semi-officially, as to be the mayors by default of whatever block they happen to claim.
Of course, that last point has been latched onto as an example of the film’s supposed critique of the civil rights movement: i.e. y'all bougie niggas done got a few lil' crumbs thrown y'all way and you done made some token-minority inroads into the suburbs and into higher-paying jobs, but you left us in the ghetto behind with cops who look the other way and politicians who don't give a damn and our kids with so few choices, such little hope, it's inevitable they'll end up turning for direction to Ray-Ray the hustler — a success in the only kind of business enterprise that's truly open to them. Campus, though, being the kind of white director who wouldn't dare impose something as gauche as a privileged white morality onto the proceedings, refuses to editorialize or contextualize what his cameras pick up. There's not much why behind the what in The Mack — predictably, like the culture it documents, the film figures it can spout a few bromides about institutional racism and growing up poor, point its fingers at a few corrupt cops, and we'll fill in the rest: "Yes, black men, due to systemic injustice and lack of opportunity, you moved in to take over the one field in American society where you had legendary primacy over all others: the sex game. Had we been in your shoes, we'd have exploited our sisters and ignored the murderous irony of it, as well."
It's a deal with the Hollywood devil: you watch these films and you ignore the implicit endorsement of their protagonists' exploit-others-because-you've-been-exploited-yourself ethos. You gloss over — as these films do — that psychological divide between the reverence that Goldie and Willie show their sainted mothers and the ice-veined capitalism they reserve for the rest of the female gender. You overlook the fact that two of Willie's girls get sliced up by rival strumpets and the emphasis isn't on them, it's on the pangs of long-buried (or newly discovered?) conscience in Willie. You forgive the way that The Mack spends all of its narrative capital on Goldie's attempts to Get Out The Game and leaves not a penny for the toll taken on the women actually going out and selling — nay, renting — their bodies. (Or, to paraphrase Jon Stewart after Three Six Mafia performed "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" at the Oscars: if it's hard out here for a pimp, shit, imagine how his hoes feel.)
The look of The Mack suits the story, suits the genre — during some sequences, it looks as if the film were decaying as it passed through the camera. It lends the film instant relic status, and that's absolutely as it should be. I don't want The Mack all spruced up and de-artifacted and brought into the present day, slapped down on a nice scratch-proof Blu-Ray for people to watch on their flat screens and impress their Aunt Martha with. I want to see the age of it, that funky dashiki-pattern '70s datedness. I want the proof of that particular print having rotted and molded away in some poorly ventilated attic over an auto garage or a rib shack in the middle of the Bronx (or wherever else the studio keeps the "second-rate" titles like this one).
Give me specks of dirt, give me faded color with that yellowish tinge, give me mono sound with no life or fidelity, take the film print out somewhere and run it between the thighs of the first spazzed-out crack-whore teen runaway you can hire for ten minutes' worth of alley work. Let me see matted coils of greasy pubic hair lapping at the edges of the frame as the film clatters and pops and threatens to come apart right there in the projector. Let today's would-be macks with no sense of historical irony see: this is a Dead Sea Scroll, a fossil from an ancient civilization.
©2012 Scott Is NOT A Professional Film Critic